A fifteen year old girl filled with clichéd pick up lines and an overly active imagination. ------------
I really wish I could come up with something super awesome to make you all think that I'm cool but alas, alas.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via humorprince)

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

(via guy)

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(Source: alienship, via unretrieved)

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via intensional)

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sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

(via alphafoxtrot)

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vintage-drunk:

I will do a lot of things, but admitting I’m cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket, isn’t one of them.

(via teenscoolest)

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clrama:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via stabs)

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partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via tipslip)

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saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix, via burgerkid)

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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

image

(via asian)

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Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via d0nn0)

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
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